Email jokes from Welsh's Dad

Email 01: Husband Diary vs Wife Diary





When you have an inbox open from nine to five, every day for work, you tend to communicate with other people you know who are sitting in similar situations. Most days I come into work, I'll have an email from my dad, asking me when I'm coming up next for family dinner, talking a bit about the latest sports etc. Once in a while he sends me through a news article, or a link to a press release saying "thought you could use this for your blog?" but unfortunately, I've either already covered the story or it's about a year old. One thing that I cannot fail him on though, is his ability to make me laugh with his joke emails. They are forwarded on to me from him, and I cannot effectively describe the type of humour that he shares. It is an amalgamation of dad jokes / racism / sexism / British humour, and... yeah they're pretty special!


From: Welsh'sDad@work
To: Welsh@work
FW: Wife vs Husband Diary

----Wife's Diary

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly and kept driving.
I can't explain his behaviour.
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


---- Husband's Diary

A two-foot putt... who the hell misses a two-foot putt.

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From: Welsh@work
To: Welsh'sDad@work
Re: Wife vs Husband Diary

"lolz"


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Thanks for the jokes dad! Hey look! I used it on the blog! : D

-Welsh 08/03/13